First off, if I'd a known babies fart as often and as loudly as they do, I'd a had one a long time ago!! This girl's cookin' with gas!
Following is an incomplete catalog of Noa's expulsions, in increasing order of hilarity: 1. Cry-Toot. 2. Cough-Toot. 3. Eat-Toot. 4. Sneeze-Toot. 5. The Ol' Push n' Toot. 5. Morning Beef.
My mother always touted that childbirth was a miracle, an absolute miracle. And until I experienced it, I simply believed her to be crazy. What's even more miraculous, is that Steven and I have kept Noa alive, seeing that our goldfish only lasted 2 weeks.
Noa is already one month old and growing each and every day. She's seriously AWESOME!