Two Tips

Tip 1 - for Soon-to-be-mothers: If you don't want anyone to know you're pregnant, but are worried about acting suspiciously in public, like when you suddenly stop drinking alcohol and coffee, just tell people you're on Weight Watchers and a drink is just way too many points.

Tip 2 - for Soon-to-be-fathers: Telling your friends your wife is pregnant is a great way to score yourself free drinks!