Ah-choo!

I'm beginning to get concerned that Raegan is blowing her nose too much.

"You're going to blow out the baby!"
"Don't be stupid."
"I'm serious. You create all this internal pressure. One of these times the baby's just going to come shooting out."
"That's insane."
"Why are you blowing your nose so much anyway?"
"Don't you remember? It's that whole post-nasal drip. The mucous plug thing."
"Nevermind. Keep blowing. Just so long as we don't talk about the mucous plug again."
"What's wrong with my mucous plug?"
"The word mucous is bad enough. Throw plug in there and it's a whole other level."
"Maybe you're not ready to be a father."
"Let's compromise. How bout if I just link to it?"
"Whatever. You brought it up."
"Good. Done. Oh...uh."
"Yes?"
"Well, um, try not to poop too hard either."
"You are NOT putting that in the blog!"